Some of my favorite chocolate quotes:
I'm not overweight. I'm Chocolate-Enriched.
The Chocoholic 12-Step Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Chocolate doesn't make the world go around, but it sure makes the trip worthwhile.
I only recognize two food groups: fruit and chocolate. And if it's fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds.
Man cannot live by chocolate alone. But I bet a woman could.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Say fast 10 times: A cheery chipmunk chucked chewy cherries in a cheap chocolate chip shop.
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
There's more to life than chocolate ... I just can't think what.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?.