Coffee Blips In the News

From the Bizarre News File:

* Coffee cause's people to forget what to say - Coffee inhibits people's ability to switch gears in the middle of a thought?  Weird.  So apparently, coffee helps keep you alert, but only on one track at a time.

* Coffee and Cream - this guy was bringing his own ... errr, stir stick?  Ok, ok, sorry ... potty humor.  Heh, but can you imagine if he'd gotten over rambumctious and spilled the coffee?  Talk about a hot weenie.  Sorry, more potty humor.

* Thief foiled by coffee - saved by the cuppa!

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Comments

[keewee]

coffee blips are funny.
Appears I have to cut back on my coffee consumption as I forget things, or, is that just old age creeping up on me?