The Oracle of Starbucks

I found this *snerk* personality test The Oracle of Starbucks, via Do Thy Research.  If you've read much of this blog or my other one, you'll know I LOVE personality tests, and I was eager for the Oracle to tell me all about myself. 

There was only ONE question: Drink Order (including size). 

Wow, says I, this oracle must be really really good! 

Not being much of a Starbucks visitor *snerk* like once every few years, maybe, I entered the first thing I could think of: regular mochachino, not even sure of the spelling (hey, I'm still on my first cup of coffee this morning!).  With bated (baited?) breath I hit the submit button and waited for my enlightenment to begin.

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Regular Mochachino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

*snerk* *coffee spewing out nose* *scrambling for tissues to clean desktop*
Ok, well, I feel pretty clueless right now.  And the Oracle sure nailed me as an infrequent visitor.  I have no idea what a Tazo Chai whatever is.  BUT, I have never been a stripper -- haven't got the equipment for it and hate embarassment of booing and hissing and throwing of rotten fruit!   

But hey, aren't Oracles supposed to tell the future?  Maybe some time in the future I'll be getting implants and reductions and vast amounts of other surgeries, dying my hair and embarking on a new career as a ... *snerk*...  exotic dancer!  Thank god, I have something to look forward to now.  Not to mention wine coolers at the mall.

Thank you o' Oracle for the blessings of your wisdom.

Comments

[David]

Never been to a Starbucks. Never actually _seen_ a Starbucks (although I have heard tell of one newly arrived a couple of counties away). Starbucks would not DARE attempt opening one-a their prissy stores in America's Third World County™...

At least, not yet. ("Civilization"—such as it is *sigh*—has intruded somewhat. Broadband net access is now available in America's Third World County™ and traffic lights have recently invaded our once uncontrolled intersections. Why, in the last 10 years, 13 of the monstrosities have been placed in America's Third World County™. I may have to move... )

:-)

[Cindy W.]

A Tazo Chai is a cup of really bad, superheated, chai made from a liquid mix. Tazo is the brand of tea served at Starbuck's -- low quality stuff that is so souped up with herbs and oils that it's almost like drinking steaming hot perfume. Can you tell I don't like Tazo teas? :)